Most Valuable International Artwork: 70thMost Developed: 119thHealthiest Citizens: 130th
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Population9.454 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderFarroq Noufuneyuq


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Farroq Noufuneyuq with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.454 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 2,681 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,682 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Farroq Noufuneyuq has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 176,841st in the world and 6,484th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,880.3 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 70thMost Developed: 119thHealthiest Citizens: 130thLongest Average Lifespans: 133rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144thLowest Crime Rates: 217thSafest: 241stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 254thBest Weather: 257thMost Pacifist: 263rdHighest Food Quality: 393rdMost Influential: 408thMost Compassionate Citizens: 453rdMost Inclusive: 492ndNicest Citizens: 544thMost Beautiful Environments: 551stSmartest Citizens: 659thMost Efficient Economies: 838thLeast Corrupt Governments: 860thLargest Governments: 877thHighest Poor Incomes: 929thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,069thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,228thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,531stMost Cultured: 1,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,805thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,847thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,147thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,508thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,714thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,885thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,575thHighest Economic Output: 6,668thTop
Most Patriotic: 13,074thMost Stationary: 14,570thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,650thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,315thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,376thMost Income Equality: 20,665th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 150th in the regionMost Stationary: 273rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 285th in the regionLargest Populations: 385th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 550th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 655th in the regionMost Income Equality: 927th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Bawkie was endorsed by The Republic of Superlols.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, being Farroq Noufuneyuq has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, Farroq Noufuneyuq's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Bawkie endorsed The United Federated Empire of Techganet.
  • : Bawkie endorsed The Republic of South-Slavia.


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