Most Valuable International Artwork: 75thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 255thMost Influential: 600th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In dough we trust
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Ever Testing

Population1.561 billion

LeaderSmog Wawelski
FaithChurch of Mighty Yeast


The Empire of Ever Testing is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Smog Wawelski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.561 billion Ever Testians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawel. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ever Testingian economy, worth 215 trillion obwarzaneks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,913 obwarzaneks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ever Testing's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Mighty Yeast.

Ever Testing is ranked 263,705th in the world and 11,159th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.66 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 75thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 255thMost Influential: 600thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,528thBest Weather: 5,678thHealthiest Citizens: 6,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,292ndMost Developed: 7,489thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,000thMost Efficient Economies: 9,661stLowest Crime Rates: 9,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,874thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,295thHighest Food Quality: 10,695thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,764thSmartest Citizens: 11,795thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,238thMost Inclusive: 12,243rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,826thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,332ndTop
Largest Governments: 13,897thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,671stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,754thMost Secular: 16,309thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,149thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,932ndMost Pacifist: 22,026thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,986thMost Cultured: 26,279th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 185th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 193rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 201st in the regionMost Developed: 235th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 278th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 282nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 295th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 331st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 335th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 351st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 357th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 371st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionLargest Governments: 394th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 443rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 444th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 477th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478th in the regionMost Secular: 496th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 519th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 755th in the regionMost Cultured: 798th in the regionMost Pacifist: 870th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 913th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 931st in the regionNicest Citizens: 973rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,108th in the region

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