Population | 1.843 billion |
Capital | Bonnie Town |
Leader | Thomas |
Faith | Jacknjellifism |
Currency | Swen |
Animal | tuxedo charles |
The I died on april 1st because of Swenfia 2 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thomas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.843 billion Swenfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonnie Town. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Swenfish economy, worth 73.7 trillion Swens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,015 Swens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Swenfia 2 after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swenfia 2's national animal is the tuxedo charles, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jacknjellifism.
Swenfia 2 is ranked 22,259th in the world and 490th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,103.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Swenfia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swenfia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swenfia 2 changed its national motto to "Summer Time! 😎 (art by chiizz_)".
- : Swenfia 2 altered its national flag.
- : Swenfia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swenfia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swenfia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swenfia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swenfia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Swenfia 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
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