The Holy Easter Egg Hunter of Uvalor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Viktor Alekhandrov Fedorov with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.318 billion Rijyki enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uval. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rijyki economy, worth 601 trillion Uuras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,221 Uuras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Uuras mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvalor's national animal is the Rijk Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rijks.

Uvalor is ranked 12,031^st in the world and 347^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 102,381.43 Standard Monetary Units.