Most Secular: 417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 809thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,238th
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!
Da Big Kahuna
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population22.699 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna


The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.699 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,235 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, the justice of Calistan is considered superior to that of other nations, and Calistan's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 269,003rd in the world and 11,788th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.28 Obesity Rate.

Most Secular: 417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 809thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,238thMost Influential: 1,430thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,563rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,032ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,669thSmartest Citizens: 4,796thLargest Populations: 7,280thMost Cultured: 7,787thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,141stHighest Food Quality: 9,000thHighest Economic Output: 9,183rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,937thBest Weather: 10,270thMost Stationary: 10,288thNicest Citizens: 11,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,257thMost Inclusive: 12,875thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,386thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,481stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,794thTop
Largest Black Market: 16,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,797thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,892ndMost Income Equality: 20,718thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,367thLargest Governments: 26,702nd
Most Secular: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 125th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 172nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionLargest Black Market: 226th in the regionMost Cultured: 234th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 283rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 291st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 297th in the regionBest Weather: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 385th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 426th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 429th in the regionNicest Citizens: 430th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 435th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 437th in the regionMost Inclusive: 460th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 515th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 548th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 562nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 603rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 643rd in the regionLargest Governments: 741st in the regionMost Developed: 891st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,019th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,103rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,114th in the region

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