Most World Assembly Endorsements: 539thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 572ndMost Patriotic: 862nd
The Corporate Shell of
Corporate Police State
You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.817 billion

LeaderSaney Malbre


The Corporate Shell of Unojo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.817 billion Unojoians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 444 trillion Quintos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 157,869 Quintos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,272,464 per year while the poor average 4,450, a ratio of 285 to 1.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 241,432nd in the world and 10,708th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -11.4 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 539thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 572ndMost Patriotic: 862ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 940thMost Influential: 1,009thLargest Mining Sector: 1,183rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,330thMost Avoided: 1,831stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,248thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,460thTop
Most Devout: 2,752ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,029thFattest Citizens: 3,088thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,444thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,959thRudest Citizens: 4,791stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,971stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,260thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,205thLargest Retail Industry: 9,242ndTop
Most Conservative: 12,661stHighest Average Incomes: 12,787thLargest Black Market: 13,028thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,514thMost Efficient Economies: 21,432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,342nd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 80th in the regionFattest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Black Market: 189th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 380th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 550th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 590th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 681st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 769th in the regionMost Conservative: 774th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 880th in the regionMost Stationary: 918th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 998th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,007th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Unojo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Paid Leave Act II".
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Unojo endorsed The Federal Union of Slin Hifen.
  • : Unojo was endorsed by The Federal Union of Slin Hifen.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Unojo at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Unojo endorsed The Thalassocratic Aristocracy of Eastern Bahia.
  • : Unojo endorsed The Great Millenary Empire of Aurcania.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 249 » Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Western Fardelshufflestein, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drystar, Proctethia, Laamiva, Treir, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Blondiesland, Nowa Europa, Auphelia, Wehraboos, Holota, Tsunamy, Belschaft, Canmore, Margila Islands, Jehenna, Nova Montron, Holy Free, The United Expanse, Shuckle Empire, Rebel-topia, Seythennia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, South Western Korea, Mauricean Islands, RestartAll, Andinla, Kiasu-ism, HUElavia, Beepee, Abyssal Phantasm, King Koopa, Direwolf1, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, and 199 others.Tsvetania, Ebonhand, Mapico, Poopisiya, Eddonia, New Qafedemar, Sandaoguo, Ralphburg, Abarri, NIGHTRAY, FreeFishers, Uvalor, Westenhald, Freedoom, Doundaly, Sedunn, Hanguk-Nippon, Anatasha, Oxyliteral, Drugged up Kitties, Herbert Island, The island of Sorna, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bavaristan, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Noimosini, JavaSiege, Uunited Islands, Noveos, Zaelith, The naked people, Myhomecountry, Southern Numenor, Kaleidescooptopia, Noire Denholm, Beblahbleblo, Los Lonley Boys, Yellunstryer, Darakin, Linden Oak, Anserisa, Independent State of Arstotzka, Calistan, Center Lisle, Tyflugian, Danily, Wildweststan, New Plant, Kiani, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Drew Durrnil, West Pastafaria, Saciu, Murelia, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Shefino, Sutarianesia, Yaravia, Kringalia, Maid of Anarchy, Indolos, New Lanfang, Malmsia, Virconea-Milatia, Potatoeslandia, Techganet, Federated Republic of New England, Esterwood, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, San Viktor, Isokenzar, Photoplier, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Gonrati, Andrendia, Arvan Irawer, Silmad, Flaksis, The Woragopiria, Enplatia, Bod Wareenaland, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, USNE2018, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Omalayia, Tineman, North Kanuckistan, Bkv, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Soem, A leftover country, Skaladoria, Antarctic Empires, Banglazstrogaria, Centristvill, GERMAN EMPIER, Depressed Nation, Privatore, Respackjakenrhace, Sthalrim, Steviland, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Military matters, Rad Asia, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Maeiland, America Gone Wrong, Immund, Raidener, The republic of Konsa, Icarema, Myness, East Mantis, Eroana, NOMAYUKI, Cucutenium, Nordrhein-Westfalen and Thuringia, Vrigny, Crystal Creation, A Place Somewhere, Leimarite Empire, Erstavik, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Modelna, Ttocsscod, New Goldman, PsiCorps, Ranra, North Lunch, Atzer Statesriaking, The Serbian States, Emeraldlite, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Faiyum, Great Empire of Byzantium, We dont care at all, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Arcahus, Idong, Logomalondo, Chernaya Zvezda, Bjartmark, Stella-Arga, Estandarte, Rejkoej, The overlords men, Thalmazia, Sou Avida, Strexia, Great Jahar, Pavel420, Sandytopia, Eleuthelrium, Jostin, Kantamaria, North-West Nailand, Makinius, Ever Testing, Elora Nation, Celsia, Eastern Brazil Empire, Willing Mind, Jayankondam, Low Woodland, Matsilia, Paganan, Junlandia, Korobeinki XIV, Ipugao, Colonla, Funkinburg, Great Lothian, Berusturg, Sjorve Ned, Khumavadaland, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Isovet, Doge Land, Shintoese, Gaila, Livana, Figlandia, Skoyla, Castraebar, Ostavaria, Veluz, Loosland, Aurcania, Eastern Bahia, and Slin Hifen.

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