The Grand Duchy of Lynxaion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by grand duke carayx and the prime minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.218 billion Lynxitens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stribor. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lynxaionian economy, worth 338 trillion Kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,292 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of grand duke carayx and the prime minister bullying an old man to the point of tears, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, many aides in grand duke carayx and the prime minister's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment grand duke carayx and the prime minister's hair. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lynxaion's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lynxaion is ranked 12,696^th in the world and 367^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 28.95 average smiles per day.