The Queendom of Lily valley is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.256 billion Zoulan are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaniya. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zoulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion Bartazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,184 Bartazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Zoulan terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and a light breeze is enough to make Leader fold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lily valley's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lily valley is ranked 1,376^th in the world and 33^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,442.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.