The Rogue Nation of Wakeopolis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Wake of Lee with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.125 billion Wakeopolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakeleeput. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakeopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,450 trillion Wakebucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,272 Wakebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown. Wakeopolis's national animal is the Wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wakeopolis is ranked 887^th in the world and 19^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 372.78 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.