The Hood Cryptid of New Westmore is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Noelle Holiday with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 8.771 billion Westmorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TON 618. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Westmorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion Boots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,322 Boots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and the poorest Westmorians live in 'the stacks'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Westmore's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

New Westmore is ranked 175,382^nd in the world and 161^st in Corsair for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 133.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.