The Proud father of Spe Chan of Newa Paldosted is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Special Week with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.119 billion Umas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aston Machan. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uma economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion Carats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,824 Carats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, domestic fishermen fly the Uma flag out of fear of being blown up, and ants are charged with crimes against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newa Paldosted's national animal is the Horse Racing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gacha system.

Newa Paldosted is ranked 324,548^th in the world and 202^nd in Corsair for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,460.84 Standard Monetary Units.