The Christendom of Slovakist Republic is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prince-Cardinal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.328 billion Slovaks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archapolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Slovakist Republician economy, worth a remarkable 3,387 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 274,761 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A good Slovak is hard to find, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slovakist Republic's national animal is the Chamois, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Slovakist Republic is ranked 189,965^th in the world and 146^th in Corsair for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.