The PATRIOT of Razdor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by George Washington with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.45 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 887 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 257,329 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,545,364 per year while the poor average 19,374, a ratio of 79.8 to 1.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million dollar battlesuits, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Razdor's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriotism.

Razdor is ranked 5,174^th in the world and 4^th in Corsair for Most Corrupt Governments, with 245.2 kickbacks per hour.