The Colony of Agustine is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 242 million Agustineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The Agustinean economy, worth 14.2 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,517 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agustine's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Agustine is ranked 258,610^th in the world and 172^nd in Corsair for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.11 percentage of bribes refused.