The Father Atatürk of Oceanices is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.338 billion Ocemericans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Oceanicesian economy, worth 86.5 trillion NAS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 64,615 NAS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,879 per year while the poor average 15,872, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oceanices's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Oceanices is ranked 249,323^rd in the world and 204^th in Corsair for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.