The Kingdom of Roxaria is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Leo X with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 976 million Roxarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Roxo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The thriving Roxarian economy, worth 75.4 trillion Roxarian Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 77,243 Roxarian Reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,722 per year while the poor average 14,315, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roxaria's national animal is the Western Malamute, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Roxaria is ranked 100,280^th in the world and 73^rd in Corsair for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.03 kickbacks per hour.