The Commonwealth of Groldonica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ryan Williams with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.146 billion Groldonicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 12.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Groldonican economy, worth 518 trillion Grods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 164,890 Grods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Groldonican selfishness, Ryan Williams's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Groldonica's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Groldonica is ranked 46,692^nd in the world and 36^th in Corsair for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,830.74 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.