Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 5th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
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Population32.639 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 32.639 billion Kaigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 11,345 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 347,602 Flabbergasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Blake's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 1,878th in the world and 32nd in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,428.51 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 14thHealthiest Citizens: 22ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 39thLongest Average Lifespans: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rdMost Rebellious Youth: 61stMost Pacifist: 92ndMost Beautiful Environments: 112thLargest Gambling Industry: 182ndHighest Economic Output: 248thLowest Crime Rates: 252ndMost Inclusive: 280thLargest Publishing Industry: 399thMost Corrupt Governments: 414thMost Cultured: 481stMost Stationary: 605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 894thHighest Poor Incomes: 895thLargest Populations: 910thHighest Average Incomes: 929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,054thMost Devout: 1,155thLargest Governments: 1,170thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,346thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,407thMost Influential: 1,409thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,878thMost Efficient Economies: 1,921stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,865thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,347thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,973rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,432ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,578thMost Developed: 14,605th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 180th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 304th in the regionNudest: 408th in the regionMost Developed: 436th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 474th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Federation of Pentlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Lord Blake's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Kaigi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Kaigi voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Kaigi withdrew its endorsement from The Don't Endorse Me of A Slanted Black Stripe.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Fiefdom of Thekingdomofmatthew.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Thekingdomofmatthew.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » Todd McCloud, Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Bachtendekuppen, Brotherland, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Survivoristan, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Slui, Praetai, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Bolshikstan, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, Artimisiare, Danesopia, ReeK, Ribanzi, Headpat Central, Xhaco, Harapan, Republic of Monarchists, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Aristortia, Euricanis, Lucasia AUX, Akorial, Betremia, Airrajul, and 97 others.Saladass, Sansangra, Wiranath, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Eagas, Izonno, The Sacred Whale, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Broengtopia, Someseni, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Ravendi, Soirwren, South East Charmaracapa, Dreshand, Dark Edgyness, Verketa, Hizuru, Grand Rheinland, British Calradia, United China Nation, Merlovich, Axdel, Fedele, Unger under over, The Happian Union, Elsweyr Land, East Malaysia, Tim Stark, Avalon Ascendancy, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Thyaclinia, Lobos, Davelands, United Edwards, Kucia, Yumaka, Ridann, Marrico, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Mer Dieu, TheRuthenians, Splena, Bullpups, Eastern Wyveil Strait, Superior Indonesia, Federated States of Zootron, Arpino, Gratefuland, The United Asian Republics, The Holy Utopian Republic, Taya Dust, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Kilkire, Just Vale 2, Walkerfort, Pekweng, The Redundant Republic of Republics, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The Angel of Charity, Pakitsk, Justice-Becoming, Astroa, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, LewisWorld, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Funkadelia, Tarakovia, Kalaratri, America Mjolnir, Way Flufff, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Abadong, Sreneck, Quark Unit, Americanicanican, Analon, Union of Technocratic Republic, Enlil, Vrama, Thekingdomofmatthew, and Pentlandia.

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