The United Commonwealth of New Bradenia Ghost is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Arno Tyranic with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.383 billion New Bradenia Ghostians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Bradenia Ghostian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Bradenian Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,158 Bradenian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and the endangered saltwater humpback Old Moose is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bradenia Ghost's national animal is the Old Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

New Bradenia Ghost is ranked 81,126^th in the world and 3,831^st in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 46.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.