The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 7.807 billion FrankieManians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,174 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 302,068^th in the world and 355^th in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.