The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 7.836 billion FrankieManians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,512 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 25,597^th in the world and 54^th in Christians for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 272.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.