The High Kingdom of North Sion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High King Leofwine Ærestmannsun with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.309 billion Sionites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Līhtburg. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sionite economy, worth 789 trillion Cyningmynets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,171 Cyningmynets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military has quashed a recent coup attempt, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, and government winter plans get a frosty reception. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Sion's national animal is the Heorot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drihtnes Gelēafa.

North Sion is ranked 24,452^nd in the world and 59^th in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,981.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.