The Republic of Sir Aerso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fraa Erasmas with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, devout population of 27.731 billion Aersoldorfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aim Your Missiles Here. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Sir Aersoan economy, worth 947 trillion Enslaving Enablers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,155 Enslaving Enablers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People spend a lot on hair and nails, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sir Aerso's national animal is the Yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sir Aerso is ranked 284,231^st in the world and 335^th in Christians for Highest Average Incomes, with 34,155.16 Standard Monetary Units.