The Christian Federal Kingdom of Thuanu is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Thiago Gabriel II with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.238 billion Thuaneses enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pontelibratown. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Thuanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion Swords a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,424 Swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuanu's national animal is the White horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianism.

Thuanu is ranked 313,256^th in the world and 362^nd in Christians for Most Secular, with 0.88 Atheism Rate.