The People's Republic of Union Of Slavicness is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and otherworldly petting zoo. The cynical population of 3.188 billion Union Of Slavicnessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Union Of Slavicnessian economy, worth 282 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 88,607 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, rural Union Of Slavicnessians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union Of Slavicness's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Union Of Slavicness is ranked 172,251^st in the world and 129^th in Christians for Largest Populations, with 3.19 billion capita.