The Spooky Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.588 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 239,907 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, kindhearted Colmisians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 2,127^th in the world and 4^th in Christians for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 41 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.