The Spooky Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.457 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 3.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,344 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Denalms to support "struggling" industries, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Colmisian sovereign territory, and tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 20,822^nd in the world and 47^th in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,270.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.