The Angelic League of Colmis is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Petrarchy with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.014 billion Colmisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion Denalms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 221,449 Denalms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and most pop videos prominently feature the Colmisian flag. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 252,106^th in the world and 316^th in Christians for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.88 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.