The Pink holy Christmas of Eco-Paris Reformation is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.154 billion max barry hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient max barry economy, worth a remarkable 3,533 trillion candy canes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,645 candy canes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,604,674 per year while the poor average 20,493, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.

Holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (Eco-Paris Reformation has found 9 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Eco-Paris Reformation's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Eco-Paris Reformation is ranked 306,164^th in the world and 362^nd in Christians for Fattest Citizens, with 2.86 Obesity Rate.