The Holy Empire of Canamn is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico II The Great with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.431 billion Canamnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrópolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,764 trillion Canamnian Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 360,926 Canamnian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 5,606^th in the world and 9^th in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,863.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.