The Holy Empire of Canamn is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico The Great II with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.961 billion Canamnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mittelstad. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,497 trillion Real Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,136 Real Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 1,659^th in the world and 4^th in Christians for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 68,879.44 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.