The Holy Empire of Canamn is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico The Great II with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.973 billion Canamnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mittelstad. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,502 trillion Real Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,158 Real Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 1,417^th in the world and 4^th in Christians for Nicest Citizens, with 78.87 average smiles per day.