The Holy Empire of Canamn is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico II The Great with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.573 billion Canamnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrópolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,856 trillion Canamnian Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 364,708 Canamnian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Canamnians, arbitration is mightier than the sword, foreign musicians that Emperor Frederico II The Great dislikes are turned away at the border, and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 1,160^th in the world and 4^th in Christians for Nicest Citizens, with 86.32 average smiles per day.