The United States of Kimoia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Edwin Anderson with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.051 billion Kimoians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North-Atlantic Concordia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kimoian economy, worth 496 trillion USK Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,706 USK Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children complain that school food is too flavorful, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, not all rivers run to the sea, and emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kimoia's national animal is the Great Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kimoia is ranked 40,249^th in the world and 66^th in Christians for Most Corrupt Governments, with 61.84 kickbacks per hour.