The Jesus loves you of Karmosora is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tang vo nguyen with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.521 billion Karmosorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᘜanghai. The average income tax rate is 48.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Karmosoran economy, worth 558 trillion Saiujoras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,586 Saiujoras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Slaves aren't half the men they used to be, children receive government-sanctioned brainrot, tyranny by any other name smells just as sour, and an eye for an eye leaves Karmosora blind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karmosora's national animal is the Turquoise deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Karmosora is ranked 284,949^th in the world and 257^th in Christians for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.72 on the Bus Surprisal Index.