The Theocracy of Scripturia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jesus with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 2.354 billion Scripturians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temple of God. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Scripturian economy, worth 86.8 trillion Ephass of Barley a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing. Average income is 36,886 Ephass of Barley, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Jesus is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library, hospitals in Scripturia are too busy serving the needs of Christians to see Scripturians, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scripturia's national animal is the God's creation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Scripturia is ranked 172,764^th in the world and 282^nd in Christians for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 191.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.