The New Israel of The Final Sith Order is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prester John with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.225 billion Albionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Albionite economy, worth a remarkable 2,614 trillion Bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 283,424 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,534,067 per year while the poor average 27,073, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, small shoes often wash up on the beach, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Final Sith Order's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covenant of the First-Born.

The Final Sith Order is ranked 232,742^nd in the world and 298^th in Christians for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.