The New Israel of The Final Sith Order is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Prester John with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.201 billion Albionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Albionite economy, worth a remarkable 2,601 trillion Bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 282,744 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,530,388 per year while the poor average 27,008, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

The majority whip publicly spanks unruly public servants, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, devout parents encourage their children to play on the street, and concussed Unicornball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Final Sith Order's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covenant of the First-Born.

The Final Sith Order is ranked 329,783^rd in the world and 362^nd in Christians for Nicest Citizens, with 0.15 average smiles per day.