The Literal Nationstate of Singipore is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Li Kwan Yu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.455 billion Singaporeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Lister-upon-Harrow. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Singaporean economy, worth 129 trillion Singapore dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,687 Singapore dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, there's a hole in the heart of every Singaporean city, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singipore's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Singipore is ranked 233,125^th in the world and 250^th in Christians for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 672.18 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.