The Factory of Singipore is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Li Kwan Yu with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.04 billion Singaporeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Lister-upon-Harrow. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Singaporean economy, worth 81.9 trillion Singapore dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,768 Singapore dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singipore's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Singipore is ranked 296,633^rd in the world and 396^th in Christians for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.14 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.