The Reformed Republic of Autvia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by The Session of Elders with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 14.839 billion Autvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maris. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Autvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion Autvian Kaloras a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,589 Autvian Kaloras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military barracks resemble five-star hotels, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Session of Elders, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands, and the default state for Autvia is default. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autvia's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Covenanter Presbyterianism.

Autvia is ranked 20,354^th in the world and 46^th in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,324.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.