The Reformed Republic of Autvia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Session of Elders with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 14.693 billion Autvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maris. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Autvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Autvian Kaloras a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,348 Autvian Kaloras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Session of Elders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autvia's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Covenanter Presbyterianism.

Autvia is ranked 20,831^st in the world and 44^th in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 89,824.28 Standard Monetary Units.