The Kingdom of Saint Marinas is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Santo Re Alphonsus Marinas Hamoff VIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.953 billion Marinasians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naples. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marinasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion marins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,562 marins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, "The Pride of the Marinasian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Marinasians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Marinas's national animal is the mallard duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Saint Marinas is ranked 18,012^th in the world and 38^th in Christians for Highest Average Incomes, with 170,562.04 Standard Monetary Units.