The United Theocratic States of Koralsk is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Marcel Hartwig with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.336 billion Koralskians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koralsk City. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Koralskian economy, worth 361 trillion Huits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,367 Huits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the latest political memes depict President Marcel Hartwig as an overly-choreographed robot, and fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koralsk's national animal is the Green Anole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Koralsk is ranked 76,687^th in the world and 143^rd in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,333.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.