The Holy Empire of Everlasting Christendom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Apostolic Council of Christendom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.644 billion Christians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 42.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Christianish economy, worth 405 trillion Ǥ EC graces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,190 Ǥ EC graces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Hanging Gardens account for half of New Jerusalem's water use, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, nobility is the world's oldest profession, and printing ink yields Miaphysite Christian Catholic Orthodoxy's biggest return on investment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everlasting Christendom's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Miaphysite Christian Catholic Orthodoxy.

Everlasting Christendom is ranked 24,730^th in the world and 100^th in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.