The Holy Order of Daredbannana is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Obanana with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.723 billion Daredbannanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Bannana. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Daredbannanan economy, worth 255 trillion Bannana peals a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,840 Bannana peals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daredbannana's national animal is the Red Bannana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Daredbannana is ranked 96,890^th in the world and 157^th in Christians for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 5,391.74 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.