The Tsardom of Unogonduria is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Álmosh with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.975 billion Unogondurs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantinbalik. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Unogondurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion Unogondurian perpers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,980 Unogondurian perpers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unogonduria's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Unogonduria is ranked 5,914^th in the world and 1^st in Southwest Atlantic for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,902.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.