The Eastern Roman Empire of The Mexican Jumping Beans is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Adrianós II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.194 billion Romaíoi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epicrotea. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Romaíos economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,902 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, TMJB-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mexican Jumping Beans's national animal is the Feathered Imperial Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Byzantine Rite Catholicism.

The Mexican Jumping Beans is ranked 314,292^nd in the world and 351^st in Christians for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,565.01 Standard Monetary Units.