The Empire of R h o m a n i a is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Theodosius V with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.83 billion Romans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Administration and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The Roman economy, worth 160 trillion Soliduses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,792 Soliduses, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Theodosius V is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, and the entirety of Theodosius V's administration can be crammed into a phone booth. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. R h o m a n i a's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

R h o m a n i a is ranked 40,426^th in the world and 35^th in Christians for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,459.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.