The Federate United Kingdoms of Protisia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 859 million Protisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protaras. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Protisian economy, worth 109 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,240 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's a jungle out there, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime is totally unknown. Protisia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Protisia is ranked 13,485^th in the world and 37^th in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 88.72 on the Human Development Index.