The Theocratic Kingdom of Arzareth is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by the King of Kings with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.365 billion Ten Tribes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beulah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The large but underdeveloped Arzarethian economy, worth 180 trillion Shillings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,615 Shillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 96,794 per year while the poor average 9,272, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arzareth's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Arzareth is ranked 248,828^th in the world and 272^nd in Christians for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.44 percentage of bribes refused.