The Most Serene Republic of Orelon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zoran Lazarević with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.518 billion Orelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aerie Prime. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The powerhouse Orelian economy, worth 130 trillion ₳urins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,166 ₳urins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and playing card suits are sold separately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orelon's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Orelon is ranked 73,763^rd in the world and 160^th in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,868.43 Standard Monetary Units.