The Most Serene Republic of Orelon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zoran Lazarević with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.728 billion Orelians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aerie Prime. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The powerhouse Orelian economy, worth 157 trillion ₳urins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,827 ₳urins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Zoran Lazarević's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, anyone who takes out the recycling expects a tax break, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orelon's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Orelon is ranked 51,016^th in the world and 61^st in Christians for Rudest Citizens, with 82.38 insults per minute.