Most Subsidized Industry: 89thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 895thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,546th
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
Waiban
Eyden
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Poina

Population5.651 billion

CapitalPoino
LeaderEyden
FaithJuropijan Cults

CurrencyNug
AnimalBat

The Commonwealth of Poina is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eyden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.651 billion Poinans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Poinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Nugs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 214,250 Nugs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Poina's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Juropijan Cults.

Poina is ranked 255,824th in the world and 1,217th in Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 6.09 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 89thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 895thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,546thLargest Retail Industry: 1,586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,745thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,018thMost Efficient Economies: 2,142ndLargest Black Market: 2,294thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,521stHighest Crime Rates: 3,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,550thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,327thMost Influential: 5,161stMost Secular: 5,906thHighest Average Incomes: 6,158thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,248thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,664thNudest: 7,047thMost Patriotic: 8,638thLargest Governments: 8,788thRudest Citizens: 10,019thMost Developed: 12,093rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,337thHighest Economic Output: 17,126thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,103rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,409th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100th in the regionMost Secular: 103rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 103rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Poina, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Poina, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Poina, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in Poina, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Poina, oracles predict landslide victories for Eyden for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Poina, the dartboard at the Poinan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Eyden's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Poina, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Following new legislation in Poina, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace.
  • : Poina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Poina, the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to.

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