The United States of Davidorpz is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 264 million Dorps are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorpiat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The all-consuming Davidorpzian economy, worth 23.7 trillion Dorpzes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,846 Dorpzes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,656 per year while the poor average 17,333, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Davidorpz's national animal is the Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Davidorpz is ranked 54,705^th in the world and 529^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 99.54 on the Hayek Index.