The Matriarchy of Titanaa is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 847 million Titanaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Titanaan economy, worth 40.4 trillion Titan Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,656 Titan Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanaa's national animal is the Space dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Titanaa is ranked 120,763^rd in the world and 2,395^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -35.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.