Population | 323 million |
Currency | Raminy |
Animal | Naire Oylmit |
The Armed Republic of Teoil is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 323 million Teoilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.
The thriving Teoilian economy, worth 19.6 trillion Raminies a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,678 Raminies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and Teoil has designated Teoil City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teoil's national animal is the Naire Oylmit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Teoil is ranked 106,100th in the world and 2,191st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,583.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Teoil was endorsed by The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon.
- : Teoil was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Teoil was endorsed by The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
- : Teoil was endorsed by The Holy Republic of North Bratislava.
- : Teoil was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Teoil was endorsed by The Shining Star of Chipoli.
- : Teoil was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Teoil was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Average, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Teoil was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Teoil's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 85 » Corfad, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Aerilia, Ayuzhhhhh, Shibutani, Great Bights Mum, Pribaltic Union, Oannia, Varisland, Valentine Z, Zandos, Bagojo, Germanic Cat, PlanetMercury, United Orange Valley States, Valiacorkit, Armonker, Republiqueducroissant, Omnistria, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Alogiada, Kainin, Ereena, Nouvel Empire, Love Shack, Zerentopia, CyberEgypt, Castle In Confidence, South Parter, Spitiitesurn, Deliber, TamilPesum, Darkanistan, Laurendon, Bedsonya, Frokolia, Rex Republic, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Luminerra, Halsoni, Esperonia, Former English Colony, Laforeia, The Rhein States, Russila, United Kahndaq, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, and 35 others.Auvangad Eng, Loutsland, Texaska, Zelenaya Dolina, Kwaj, Mystiquelle, The Confederate States of America, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Eurocom, Francois Isidore, Siwale, Eralan, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, Jenha, Altivia, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Neptunian Military Administration, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Kranostav, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Chipoli, Simone Republic, North Bratislava, Wolffoxia, Stal Valley, and Ethnon.