The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.83 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,541 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 329,867 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 49,822^nd in the world and 1,949^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 75.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.