The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.867 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,199 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 328,587 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Dutchyland. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 475^th in the world and 23^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 273,731.7 Standard Monetary Units.