Most Devout: 284thLargest Black Market: 816thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 850th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
WA Delegate / Chief Consul of the Republic
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.108 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.108 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 84.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 4,919 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 325,632 Creeperian Colóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 12,526th in the world and 16th in The League for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 351.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Devout: 284thLargest Black Market: 816thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 850thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,176thLargest Mining Sector: 1,254thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,717thMost Armed: 1,819thHighest Average Incomes: 1,827thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,853rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,940thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,350thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,670thFattest Citizens: 2,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,771stMost Influential: 3,276thLargest Retail Industry: 3,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,481stMost Efficient Economies: 3,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,887thLowest Crime Rates: 3,950thRudest Citizens: 4,823rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,251stMost Patriotic: 5,377thLargest Governments: 5,526thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,502ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,526thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,721stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,294thMost Cultured: 14,798thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,259thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,344thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,696thMost Developed: 19,059thLargest Populations: 20,155thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,918th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the region

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