The Principality of Aurindral is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.687 billion Aurindralians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aurindralian economy, worth 175 trillion scales a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,892 scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurindral's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aurindral is ranked 16,156^th in the world and 39^th in The League for Most Developed, scoring 87.73 on the Human Development Index.